Now this I understand the offside rule explained for women

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes! BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE! — pinched from the delirious Dyan Reaveley who first pinched it from the "gorgeous Claire Green"

Playtime

well I had to get the paper out as it is the May weekend and all that, so here is one I made for a swop and I was in a 3d mood and as I love shoes and handbags well what can I say lol.

 tea shoppe stamp set, well with my brain I think outside the box when I look at something at a vase came to mind, could not be bothered to do the flowers lol so went with birdbath, maybe one day I will use it as a tea cup hee hee.

 Didnt have silver paper so had to use silver embossing powder.

I am sooooo chuffed at how this has come out, love love it even though I say so myself lol.

Burnt fingers

Got fed up with these so called cool wall coffee cups that burn my fingers, that I made myself a wee protector for my precious crafting fingers lol.